Why Am I Here?

So my dear friend, what has caused your path to divert to this strange website with the little orange dog sporting antennas where his ears should be? Is it fate? is it curiosity? Is it a obscure sense of adventure that can only be satisfied with extreme sports like web-surfing?

No, No, NO!  The reason you are here is a simple one. Frustration.

Let me guess, you have just spent $1000+ on the latest and greatest nebula 17 sector-bravo i462 "smart" phone by the Samsonic Watermelon corporation only to discover that just like the previous 12 versions before it, the bloody thing may take a cracking selfie but it struggles to perform its most basic of functions and make a bloody phone call..

Rest assured my agitated brethren, as with the COVID-19 paranoiademic, you are not alone.

So what can you do to fix this dire situation?

Call the Telcos?! hahahahaha good luck with THAT! You're better off renting a Bollywood blockbuster and dancing around your living room with bottle of scotch and a blindfold.

Its far more productive and a lot less hazardous to your mental health.

Wait for the next model of my Tangerine-Meteor-Why-Phone to be released? A wise woman once said "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result"

That woman was Beyonce. Now that girl had some boost!

Get in contact with the guys at Boost Signal? Somebody buy that genius man a beer!!